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doctor: We have bad news
man who came out of 5 yr coma: I dont mind as long as I still get to visit my favorite gorilla at Cincinnati Zoo
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volsungs:

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

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xerneas:

urtube:

Why do my parents think they are so funny

Because they gave birth to a joke.

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